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小明笑話大集合小明笑話大集合小明：「當老師真好。」老師：「好在那裡？」小明：「看漫畫、打電動都不用花錢，只要『沒收』學生的就行了」````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````媽媽：「小明，男生要有骨氣，怎麼可以為了借電動玩具就跪下來求人。」小明：「這有什麼關係？到時候他就會跪下來求我還他了」````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````媽媽：「電動玩具和100分，你選那一樣？」小明：「100分」媽媽：「你還是挺上進的嘛」小明：「爸說如膠原蛋白果我考100分，就送我電動玩具」``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````媽媽：「小明，你又開電視了」小明：「我又不是要看電視」媽媽：「那你在做什麼？」小明：「我在核對報紙上的電視節目表有沒有印錯」```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````媽媽：「小明，你這學期撿到10次錢嗎？」小明：「沒有，只撿到一次」媽媽：「那怎麼會有十張拾金不昧的榮譽卡？」小明：「我把撿到的一百元換成 10個銅板」seo``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````媽媽：「我以為你在寫功課，竟然是在玩電動」小明：「這又不能怪我」媽媽：「難道要怪我？」小明：「沒錯，誰叫你走路聲音那麼輕」``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````爸：「你看廿四孝的故事多感人,你做得到嗎？」小明：「至少我能做到一樣，賣身葬父」```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````媽媽：「小明，要你補英語是希望你不要輸關鍵字廣告在起跑點上」小明：「我早就輸在起跑點上了」媽媽：「你輸了什麼？」小明：「遺傳」``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````老師：「 小明，你的毛病就是用詞不當,現在考考你 ... 用一句成語來形容老師很開心」小明：「含笑九泉」``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````老師：「小明，請用『左右為難』來造句」小明：「我考試時左右為難」老師：「是題目不會答，讓你左右為難？」小明：「不，是左右同學答案不一樣，讓我左右為難」關鍵字行銷``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````老師：「小明，你怎麼偷同學的橡皮擦？你做這種事，難道不為父母想一想嗎？」小明：「就是想過才做的。這樣就不用花父母的錢了」 ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````小明：「媽，公園有個可憐的歐巴桑，我想幫助她」媽媽：「小明真有愛心，就給她10塊錢吧！」媽媽：「咦！你怎麼買了香腸？」小明：「她就是賣香腸的嘛！」
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